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IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. THE DAY CONTINENTAL AIRLINES FLIGHT 11 CRASHED.

LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:

ALWAYS ENTER A GODDAMN ROOM SMILING.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

DOUCHEBAG FUCKED SHIT UP IN EUROPE. more»

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

CHECK OUT HOW MUCH CO2 SHIT MAKES. …

Jimmy: These superheroes, they have special powers. Captain America, what does he do?

this is what i sound like when im drunk.

i remember waking up early one morning for school, jumping out of my bed, and going  down stairs to talk to my mom. (also i find it interesting that you ask for my human memory, and not my dragon or when i was a chair)

tentacruels:

gOD

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

friedrice-kun:

recently, this guy has been walking around our campus dressed as the black ranger. i see him like twice a week, but i sort of wonder if he actually goes to classes or anything

its me.

leah stop harassing people

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